1. Heart Shape Pizza

What It Mean: Nothing to impress each other anymore. So let eat our feeling together.

 

2.Romantic or Compatibility App

What It Mean:You mean so much to me at $0.99 cent or FREE.

 

3. A Diamond Ring In A Box

What It Mean: I have no intention to marry you yet but let think about it say in one minute or less.

 

4. A Fundies

What It Means: I looking forward for really, a really complicated or intimate sexual experience

 

5.The Book “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus“

What It Mean: Happy Valentine My Love, sadly we need to improve on our communication.

 

6.A Bra Made of Candy

 

What It Mean:Our relationship is purely sexual and/or there was a Spencer’s Gifts on the way home

 

7.Porn Bread

What It Mean:We had dating for quite some time let get serious, I mean really serious as for trying some kamasutra techniques

 

8.A Penis Candle

What It Mean: Let light-up our relationship.

 

9.A Real Doll That Look Like Her Sister

What It Mean: I’m always open to a bigger crowd. Beside one is lonely and three is a company.

 

10.Turn-Me On Vibrating Panties

What It Mean: Yes I know how to turn you on, baby.

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